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Recall Coordinator

Recall Coordinator

Crap.  Ok people, listen up.
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That restorative fetal goo we were selling recently?  You know, the goop some of you were calling “Baby Butter,” which is just so damn disgusting if you ask me ….well, there’s a problem.

……Something in the gene matrix we used….hold on.  (What?  No.  I’m telling them now, why?  How many extra fingers?  Look, just divide by the number of toes and cut off the excess.  I don’t care which.  Just make sure to leave her something opposable.)

….Ok, where was I?
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Long story short, please send in every tube, bottle or tub of that gloop ASAP.  But for the love of Jeblon, keep it separate.  You don’t wanna be anywhere near this stuff when more than 8oz. is able to communicate with each other.
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Blarnke out.

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