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Thar she blo...geeze, watch it!……Following years of intense Cetacean study that came up empty (who knew how hard it would be to get whales to carry warheads in their mouths without crying?), Stuff You Need has got warehouses full of WHALE WATER that has to go!


……Our supply of Whale Water, more commonly referred to as “Whale Snot,” comes from years of collecting discharges from only the finest blowholes in the sea.  Aged and flavored by the most ginormous lungs on the planet and compressed by millions of pounds of deep ocean pressure, Whale Water has a myriad of home uses you’ll love spending hours trying to figure out.


……So when ambergris is just economically and legally impracticable, try our high quality Whale Water and coat yourself in majestic mucous.


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